January 01, 2017 at 12:04AM

Happy New Years everyone

December 29, 2016 at 12:02PM

Fractured left wrist and a radial fracture on my right elbow. Need volunteers to pull up my shorts and underwear, twist open my toothpaste, apply deodorant under my left arm (I can make it on the right side), and pull down my shirt. With the meds, haven't had to experience going to the 🚽 yet :(.

December 28, 2016 at 04:42PM

Lunchtime bike ride to the mailbox resulted in trip to the ER. I'm ok. Fractured left wrist and radial fracture on right arm/elbow. They are talking about surgery. Not how I wanted to start the new year.

December 28, 2016 at 10:14AM

Excited to discover my meyer lemon tree by the pool is blooming

December 27, 2016 at 06:21PM

December 26, 2016 at 09:35AM

Lord, what am I getting myself into?

December 25, 2016 at 03:46PM

Since we all know the holidays are all about the Doctor Who Christmas special, I can't remember where we stand after the last episode. Clara's dead/not dead but flying around in her own TARDIS with GOT girl. What about the Doctor?

December 25, 2016 at 03:17PM

December 25, 2016 at 09:33AM

Just fell fully clothed (including shoes) into the pool while trying to remove Christmas lights off the palm tree. Throwing my bathing suit on and relaxing for the rest of the day. Merry Christmas everyone.

December 23, 2016 at 12:39PM

Woman, I really don't need to know that your children are heathens and savages. I got that. Pick them off the floor in the middle of the isle and put them on a leash and a muzzle.

December 22, 2016 at 12:41PM

Salsa, chips and blocks of Velveeta cheese left on my doorstep. Quickest way to a Texan's ❤️. Thanks Chris, Angie and the rest of the Layfield family.

December 21, 2016 at 07:56AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ogvSEd1rA

December 20, 2016 at 09:27PM

Was sad to discover that Rae from The Force Awakens is not the love child of Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher

December 18, 2016 at 09:00PM

December 17, 2016 at 10:46PM

December 16, 2016 at 08:26AM

December 14, 2016 at 10:33AM

Tucker approving the plans for the new fencing going into the backyard.

December 10, 2016 at 11:41AM

December 07, 2016 at 04:24PM

Seriously, how do I end up with the kids???

December 07, 2016 at 08:46AM

December 06, 2016 at 07:15PM

December 04, 2016 at 08:31PM

Highlights for me from this weekend: 1. Scavenger hunt through Epcot searching for Walt's missing left testicle with Christina. It's not in Spaceship Earth, I checked. 2. Dinner at Monsieur Paul's with the Mousechat podcasters 3. Introduction of absinthe to my regular diet thanks to Franklyn. Also be sure to check out Abracadabar at Disney's Boardwalk while searching for Walt's missing testicle. 4. Steve and Jaime Pressman's Favorite Things party, which will probably be the highlight this holiday season. 5. Shoegate 2016. I've got your goods Jeremy, and they are well hidden from Travis (seek help for your fetish before you hit rock bottom). 6. Angie's nectar of the god's horchata and cinnamon whiskey 7. House/spouse swap with Chris. Bring it on! Angie and I will fill our evenings with sweet horchata.

December 04, 2016 at 12:31PM

December in Orlando. Top down on the convertible.

December 02, 2016 at 11:07PM

Trying absinthe for the first time.

December 02, 2016 at 08:09PM