September 14, 2018 at 06:23PM

September 13, 2018 at 08:18PM

I am so friggin tired of weeding and taking care of this damn lawn. What makes it worse we pay for lawn care, sprinklers, sprinkler maintenance, and premium chemical treatment for the yard from Heron. Why the hell am I pulling crabgrass out of my lawn at 8pm at night and getting eaten by mosquitoes??? What are we paying these people for??? So ready to pull out all the St. Augustine grass and put down rocks and cactus everywhere.

September 06, 2018 at 02:18PM

Dear god, the first photo tagged on Facebook and I’m doing manual labor.

September 01, 2018 at 03:34PM

Plant shopping at Lowes . Picked up a pot that had a large rat snake in it. Pot, plant and snake went flying as I screamed and ran.

August 31, 2018 at 11:24PM

Decision to just drink vodka steeped in pineapples all night for Magical Dining probably wasn’t the best. Great time, but the room won’t stop spinning.