February 02, 2016 at 03:34PM

Back when I lived in Austin in my CRAZY TWENTIES, I got a DWI. Went out to celebrate one evening after seeing the new (at the time) Mission Impossible movie that had just came out. Video footage of the field sobriety test showed me singing the theme song to the movie while stumbling along the side of the road. This was also played in court as evidence. Spent 13 hours in jail and it was the most humiliating experience of my life. Countless hours of community service and thousands of dollars spent on fines, fees and lawyers, please listen to me and Helen. Don’t drink and drive.