October 27, 2016 at 01:54PM

The official Florida state sport - electric flyswatter badminton. At lunch today I was eating outside when a big ass spider started to crawl up the pool screen beside me. Before anyone starts lecturing me that they are cute and friendly and eat other bugs...WHATEVER! I electrocuted that bastard three times and it was still attacking me. Ended up using the racket as a club, which was far more effective.